Sunday, November 12, 2006

Why does Desert Schmuck lie his ass off?
DesertPeace: "Who's a Jew?? Ask one that lives in New York, home to more Jews than the State of Israel itself...."

Actually, there are more Jews living in Israel than living in the United States. Believe it or not (And you can't believe Desert Schmuck) that means there are certainly more Jews in Israel than in the State of New York.


Anonymous Abe Foxman said...

The part I think is the very best of Israel becoming the home of the most Jews in the world is this. Throughout history whichever nation had the most Jews became the most prosperous. You see it in America, Germany, the UK, Spain etc etc etc right back to the time of at least the second temple. Over and over where the Jews go follows prosperity for the host nation. I don’t know whether it is G-d or the work ethic and will to succeed that is the reason that history shows this over and over, probably both.

Now that Israel has become the center for Judaism it will be interesting to see what wonders await the nation of Israel and how many will share in the prosperity of the tiny nation state.

2:57 AM, November 13, 2006  
Blogger BagelUndertheCouch said...

desertschmuck has such a nice ring to it.

9:02 PM, November 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one comment from moldy bagel

11:47 AM, November 14, 2006  
Anonymous Abu Foxman said...

I've thought desertputz would sound better. But schmuck covers it pretty well also.

BTW do like the change in handle? Now they call me Abu. I keep reinventing myself. Now I'm the blogger formerly know as Abe Foxman.

12:41 PM, November 14, 2006  
Anonymous Abu Foxman said...

This is a horrible story that made me laugh it really appealed to the cruel side and the funny side all at the same time.

If you don't know Arabic go to Google and use the translate to English from Arabic beta.

When I'm on my cruise in a couple of weeks I'm going to be careful near the balcony.

1:15 PM, November 14, 2006  
Blogger BagelUndertheCouch said...

mold makes bagels better!

9:03 PM, November 14, 2006  
Blogger Ibrahamav said...

I find it hard to improve you. You think mold works?

4:11 PM, November 16, 2006  
Blogger humanist said...

You gotta ask yourself why that is don't you? I asked one, he said all the Jews live in New York because they don't want to live in Israel.

You gotta ask yourself why Israel has to pay people to emigrate there and why people are leaving in record numbers? Why if it's such a great place to live?

You seem so knowledgeable. Can you answer why?

5:13 PM, November 23, 2006  
Blogger Ibrahamav said...

It would seem that some would rather have safety than their own homeland. Many Americans feel they would rather have security and fewer freedoms.

Jews, like all other reasonable rationale people have their own reasons for what they do.

Would you rather they be like the 100's of millions of islamic fascists who obey some Imam like a new Hitler?

8:05 PM, December 01, 2006  

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